When two living organisms teleport together their molecules merge during rematerialisation into a single genetic code, creating a mutated form called a Telemute.
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Absolutely! Most Telemutes don't survive the process. Those that do often have severe disabilities, poor brain function, and short lifespans, or are euthanized by Beamers.
There are a few reasons:
1. People desperate for a fresh start and willing to take the
plunge.
2. Those who are obsessed with being unique.
3. Patients with telemutopia.
(An obsession to teleport with another other living organism).
4. Most Telemutes happen
because of accidents, coercion, or mental health issues.
5. Criminals have been known to
attempt telemutation to change their identity or DNA.
6. Some Telemutes come out of the
gate with next-level capabilities. These are rare! We call them Sentients. They're
not just cool —they’re legendary. But hey, not everyone makes the cut. Sentients are like
unicorns — hard to find, but totally worth it.
Biological and non-biological matter are sequenced differently, so they remain separate and rematerialise just as they were.
Nope, not even close. Quantum entanglement is a wild ride. Telemutes generally fit into
four categories:
- Meatballs: Yeah, you guessed it – they’re immobile, fully blended, and
super unrecognizable. 99.9% dead on arrival, and gross.
- Morphs (aka: Merges):
Formed but usually disabled. Barely recognizable. They rarely keep full human emotions or
intelligence. 70% dead on arrival.
- Sentients: Perfect morphs with all the feels.
They look almost alien and some have cool abilities that can outshine humans. Very rare and
totally boss.
- Kysapiens: Classified – Top Secret. Government clearance required. Sorry!
Uh… yeah, in case you haven’t noticed, this whole thing is super dangerous. Most attempts? Fatal. There's also a theory floating around that Telemutes could end up with some crazy diseases that are seriously bad news for humans.
Teleporting kicked off on September 30, 2037, when a bunch of students and scientists at Nottingham University managed to zap a single grain of sand across campus. Fast forward to February 8, 2040, and boom – Uno a field mouse became the first living creature to teleport, rematerializing in a lab in Latvia.
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